"To be worn out is to be renewed"
Lao Tzu heading in to Bigfoot.

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"
Benjamin Franklin on Bigfoot.

"A stitch in time saves nine"
Thomas Fuller on Bigfoot's benefits.

"Prevention is better than cure"
Desiderius Erasmus finding his eleventh visit was free.

"Know thyself, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories"
Sun Tzu redeeming another loyalty card.

"Learn to value yourself, which means to fight for your happiness"
Ayn Rand appreciating Bigfoot.

"How can those who count pennies know their worth"
Ban Zhao on her Bigfoot experience.

"I am hard at work being idle"
Oscar Wilde justifying down time at Bigfoot.

"Beware the barrenness of a busy life"
Socrates enjoying time out at Bigfoot.

"Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live"
Sarah Margaret Fuller on Bigfoot.

"Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are"
Machiavelli. Perhaps Niccolo.

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form"
Karl Marx on bodywork and Bigfoot.

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do"
Voltaire's frustration when he belatedly discovered Bigfoot.

"Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay"
Simone De Beauvoir, keen on Bigfoot.